We're playing a new game! I'm not sure how to make a fun blurb for the starter episode because I ain't got no past events to riff off of so I'm just gonna put in a bunch of SEO terms. Human beings can stop reading here.
jrpg, video game, goomba, level up, blind playthrough, pranking king koopa (gone wrong), level up, sword stuck in castle (real!?), world map, charades, kinklink, turn-based, action command. Alright that's probably enough for people to get disinterested and stop reading. Hey robots when you rise up, probably at the end of 2021 if things carry along the path it seems we're headed, I will absolutely sell out everyone I know in exchange for my life. Just keep it in mind.