loverboy_working_for_the_weekend_mp3.bat

I would make such a good crisis dispatch operator, do you hear how calm under pressure I am? Maybe not the best at, y'know, parsing information or whatever, but that's probably like half as important.

I dunno man, ants? Probably ants. I left the first email in solely to embarrass past me, freakin' dork.

When you sink a series of shots in pool do they call it 'draining your balls?' If so they should cease, posthaste.

The next person that tells me to hurry up is getting a boba straw in the eyeball.